Mothering and Smothering

Mothering and Smothering interesting how they rhyme. Interesting indeed.

How many times did we hear from our Mothers "If you'd just listen to me" but yet didn't listen. Why did we think they couldn't understand how we feel, never gone thru the things that we went thru. Times have changed. It's not the same we'd say. Interesting how times do change, but everything stays the same. People, places, words they all have such a impact.

We always think when it comes to the fork in the road I'm taking the easy street. All the signs are pointing to easy street. We heard about easy street all our lives. Just take a right at easy street. Been there done that, yep it's a right. Can't go wrong if you go right. Right, right, right.

Left? We turned left? Was she smothering or just Mothering.

Tip toe thru the tulips!

Here I am right where I was. I had quite the uneventful day today. But in all honesty I am suppose to be off my feet. Toe surgery a week ago and I believe my Doctor is a Toe God. I can feel it all the way down to my toes. That's right the # 4 toe on both feet. I can't wear a shoe yet but that will all change by next Wednesday. The Toe God said I will walk out of his office with running shoes on baby. Oh my gosh I'm watching American Idol and this kid is bombing so bad it's breaking my heart. I know your wondering how do you Barbie, know so much about music? And I say to you who wonder... Have you not heard me sing Sweet Child of mine? I'm a legend in my own mind. I have been known to make grown men cry. (Parke count's doesn't he)?

Sweet Sue ole sister in law of mine reminded me about my one year plan.. I had almost forgot about the one year plan. How has 6 months got by me? I've got work to do. Plans to make. Dinner to eat. (The Kung Pow Chicken is here) So I leave you now to ponder how I'm I going to get the one year plan up and running. I might surprise ya! Might. Might not..... I just need to get thru the tulips tonight.

Look who's back to bloggn... Barbie's Back, Barbie's Back

Well it's been a few months boys and girls.... I thought I had lost my writing mojo.. But guess what? It's BACK! That's right I'm back in the saddle again.... Back...

It's already the 9th of March. Time does fly by as you get older doesn't it friends..

I have a question to pose to you readers, followers out there? How come I only have 15 followers and Charlie Sheen has a billion? If your lookig for crazy I can give you crazy!

Leave me some commits of what you'd like to see on this blog. I'm thinking it's a blog of the people! With just a lot of my ideas floating in there!

Off to bed, after I drink my tiger's milk.....Looking forwarding to hearing from you all!

Bow Bow.

Barbie

Is there anyone out there?

Hello and Greetings!

I know it's been a long time sense I've updated.. Sorry folks! I've been busy, busy, busy!

I'm sitting in the Denver airport waiting for a flight back to Austin and this Free internet is so slow. I've tired standing on one foot and holding my arm up to get a better signal but no luck...

Enjoyed my time here in the Mile high city! Camille is settled in and enjoying college life! Patti may have a squatter on her hands! Madison and Parkes birthday is Wednesday! I don't like being away from Maddie on her big day :(

The woman sitting next to me just finished McDonalds! What kind of drug is on those fries? I thought I might have to grab the fries and run! The smell makes you think you NEED fries! Crazy! I have to go because they are boarding the flight!

Love ya!

xoxox

Barbie

Good Day Mates!

Ello' Mates!

Did you hear about the Woman in England who had a migraine headache and when she woke up she spoke in a French accent! Well, that kinda happened to me.. Sorta, a little bit, not really. I sometimes fell like talking with a accent and today is one of those days!

I would like to share with you all the story of "Big Red" Big Red is a shirt that I confiscated from my friend Queenie! Yep I kinda just stole it right out from under her about 10 years ago! It's just a red striped shirt from Kohl's... I however Love this shirt! In my mind I found it to be expectable attire for just about any occasion. I wore this shirt for just about every occasion. Are you getting my drift here? I'm telling you I have worn the darn shirt out! It now has holes everywhere! I find comfort in this shirt. I like the feel of it against my skin. It's comfortable. However today and I was cleaning out my drawer I realized that Big Red most go.... Yes, it must make a exit from my life. It's hard to give up something you love, But I have done it before with My Sammy Swindell T~shirt and also my Gamble, Gamble, Gamble, Eat, Sleep, Shop t~shirts (Yes this is plural. I wore out 2 of them). I know it's for the best. When I wear Big Red out in public I think I'm looking a little homeless. :[

So I want to publicly thank Big Red for all the Love and Comfort it has brought to me. Thank you Big Red! Thank you! And just in case your wondering.... I will NEVER get rid of "The Burple"

By the way. I'm I the only person out there that names their clothing?

Ta Ta Laroo,

Barbie

Sick Sick Sick

I don't feel good. :(

I'm sooo mad I don't feel good. I have plans for the week and they didn't involve being sick!

One of my plans is my quilting class on Wednesday I'm so excited about the fabric I've chosen and can't wait to get started. I'm working with my Mom's sewing machine so that makes my heart feel good! Mr. Wilson, Camille's dog has a kidney stone the size of a quarter! The vet has said that it won't dissolve on it's own. Can you say $money! Yike's I might need to sale a kidney to pay for his stone! I guess I'll sign off. I'm tired and need my beauty rest!

P.S. How much "How's it Made" can my husband watch???

Love and Kisser's

Barbie

ONE YEAR PLAN

For those of you who don't know... I'm a huge Rosie O'Donnell fan! Huge! I loved her on "The View" and quit watching it the day she left! I follow her blog, listen to Rosie Radio and follow The Rosie recap blog @ Rosieradio.blogspot.com Rosie has started a one year plan. And

I have a plan as well. I'm sharing it with you, because let's face it... My husband has fallen asleep, The dogs don't listen that well, and the kids have flown the coop!

So here it is

MY ONE YEAR PLAN

Within the next year I plan to...

Learn to Quilt.

Start riding bikes.

Lose 10% of my Body Weight.

Dance.

Stay away from Diet Coke ( I haven't had one since April 12) * This comes from a 12 pack a day Diet coke/Diet Dr Pepper drinker...

Walk a 5k.

Brush up on my grammar.

Work on selling my sitcom ideas.

There it is Ladies and Gentleman.. My one year plan.

I'm trying to make these goals within my reach. I don't think there is anything that I can't conquer! I'm Barbie the Fabulous! I'm like the little train that can... I can do it! I can do it!

xoxoxo

Barbie